Laurie Kilmartin
Laurie Kilmartin
The amazing Laurie Kilmartin returns!
GREAT IF YOU ENJOY...Sarah Silverman, Bill Burr
SHOWS:
Fri, May 31st @ 7:30pm & 9:30pm ($30)
Sat, June 1st @ 7:30pm & 9:30pm ($30)
To
purchase tix, select date/time in upper right, enter
quantity & click "Add to Cart." No physical tix will be mailed;
simply bring your ID the night of the
performance.
ABOUT THE COMEDIAN
Laurie Kilmartin is stand up comedian and an Emmy-nominated, WGA award-winning comedy writer. She was a staff writer for all 11 years of CONAN on TBS, and has performed standup on CONAN, Late Late Show w/James Corden, and Comedy Central. She was a Top 10 finalist on season 9 of NBC's Last Comic Standing, and has been a guest on Marc Maron's WTF 3 times.
She is the author of Dead People Sck, a comedic memoir about grief, and Shitty Mom- NY Times bestselling comedy about parenting. Her special 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad, was named Vulture 's Top Ten Comedy Specials of 2016. In 2022, she was a guest in the “Comedy” episdoe of Hillary Clinton’s 2022 Apple TV series Gutsy. Her new special “Cis Woke Grief Slut,” taped at Hollywood’s El Portal Theater, will be available on all platforms in January, 2024.
Born and raised in the Bay Area, Laurie became interested in trying standup after seeing one too male comics talk about women. Even in San Francisco, the early 90s lineups were stacked with men lazily stereotyping approximately half the people in the audience. Laurie distinctly remembers sitting through a comedy showcase, thinking, “I don’t like shopping, and I don’t go to the bathroom in pairs.” Her need to try standup came from an intense desire to tell her own story, instead of hearing it being told to her by a dude.
After a successful first time onstage, Laurie moved back in with her parents, bought a Chevy Blazer and started driving to gigs over the West. By the time she donated the Blazer to KCRW, there were over 500,000 miles on the odometer. She has worked one nighters, comedy clubs, casinos and wars. In fact, she performed for troops in both Iraq wars, including a New Year’s Eve show at one of Saddam Hussein’s occupied palaces.
After ten years of basing herself inNorCal, she relocated to New York City in 1999. In 2003, she added TV writing to her resume, with her first staff job on Comedy Central’s Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. She moved onto “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,” tried her hand at daytime on “The Bonnie Hunt Show” before being hired as a monologue writer on “CONAN,” for its entire 11 year run on TBS.
In 2006, she became a mom, and in 2009, a single mom. In 2014, she famously (or infamously) live-tweeted jokes her father’s hospice passing from lung cancer, and in 2020, she did the same after her mother was hospitalized with COVID. From these literal cremated ashes came her comedy special and second book (“45 Jokes About My Dead Dad” and “Dead People Suck”), and the 3rd titular element of her upcoming special “Cis Woke Grief Slut.”
AGES: ALL (18+ recommended)
MASKS/VAXX: Encouraged/not req.
DOORS open at 7pm for 7:30pm shows // 9:15pm for 9:30pm shows. (Come early and have a drink in the lounge!)
WHY NOT JOIN OUR PATREON? If you become a member, you can get cool perks like early ticket links, discounts, special merch, behind-the-scenes content, and more! Check it out: www.patreon.com/vtcomedy
*** COVID-19 PROTOCOL INFO ***
MASKS are encouraged, but not required.
FEELING SICK? GOT A FEVER? We ask that you PLEASE STAY HOME. Simply email boxoffice@vtcomedy.com or call (802) 859-0100 and we will refund your tickets.
*** IMPORTANT TICKETING & POLICY INFO ***
TICKETS: Vermont
Comedy Club works with a will-call system, meaning we do not print
physical tickets. To gain entry, simply check in at the box office the
night of the show with your ticket confirmation (printout or phone) or a
valid ID.
LATE ENTRY: Entering
the room mid-show is distracting. Please be respectful and arrive on
time! If you arrive at a show more than 30 minutes after the scheduled
showtime, you WILL NOT be admitted and will not be issued a refund.
(Unless otherwise indicated, doors open 30 minutes before showtime.)
AUDIENCE ETIQUETTE: We
want EVERYONE to have a good time. We encourage you to laugh a lot and
interact with performers when invited to do so. During the show, please
DO NOT chat with friends or shout unsolicited things at the performers.
Disruptive patrons WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE and will not receive a refund.
REFUNDS: If you have symptoms of COVID-19 in advance of a show, please contact us at boxoffice@vtcomedy.com
or 802.859.0100 and we will refund your tickets. We unfortunately
cannot provide refunds after the fact for no-shows due to illness,
weather, unforeseen circumstances, etc. Should you wish to transfer
your ticket to another person prior to the show, please contact the Box
Office at boxoffice@vtcomedy.com
or 802.859.0100. We do not provide ticket refunds due to
dissatisfaction with the show. If the venue or performer has to cancel
or reschedule a show, you will be given the option to receive a refund.
Laurie Kilmartin is stand up comedian and an Emmy-nominated, WGA award-winning comedy writer. She was a staff writer for all 11 years of CONAN on TBS, and has performed standup on CONAN, Late Late Show w/James Corden, and Comedy Central. She was a Top 10 finalist on season 9 of NBC's Last Comic Standing, and has been a guest on Marc Maron's WTF 3 times. She is the author of Dead People Sck, a comedic memoir about grief, and Shitty Mom- NY Times bestselling comedy about parenting. Her special 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad, was named Vulture 's Top Ten Comedy Specials of 2016. In 2022, she was a guest in the “Comedy” episdoe of Hillary Clinton’s 2022 Apple TV series Gutsy. Her new special “Cis Woke Grief Slut,” taped at Hollywood’s El Portal Theater, will be available on all platforms in January, 2024.
Born and raised in the Bay Area, Laurie became interested in trying standup after seeing one too male comics talk about women. Even in San Francisco, the early 90s lineups were stacked with men lazily stereotyping approximately half the people in the audience. Laurie distinctly remembers sitting through a comedy showcase, thinking, “I don’t like shopping, and I don’t go to the bathroom in pairs.” Her need to try standup came from an intense desire to tell her own story, instead of hearing it being told to her by a dude.
After a successful first time onstage, Laurie moved back in with her parents, bought a Chevy Blazer and started driving to gigs over the West. By the time she donated the Blazer to KCRW, there were over 500,000 miles on the odometer. She has worked one nighters, comedy clubs, casinos and wars. In fact, she performed for troops in both Iraq wars, including a New Year’s Eve show at one of Saddam Hussein’s occupied palaces. After ten years of basing herself inNorCal, she relocated to New York City in 1999. In 2003, she added TV writing to her resume, with her first staff job on Comedy Central’s Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. She moved onto “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,” tried her hand at daytime on “The Bonnie Hunt Show” before being hired as a monologue writer on “CONAN,” for its entire 11 year run on TBS.
In 2006, she became a mom, and in 2009, a single mom.In 2014, she famously (or infamously) live-tweeted jokes her father’s hospice passing from lung cancer, and in 2020, she did the same after her mother was hospitalized with COVID. From these literal cremated ashes came her comedy special and second book (“45 Jokes About My Dead Dad” and “Dead People Suck”), and the 3rd titular element of her upcoming special “Cis Woke Grief Slut.”
The amazing Laurie Kilmartin returns!
GREAT IF YOU ENJOY...Sarah Silverman, Bill Burr
SHOWS:
Fri, May 31st @ 7:30pm & 9:30pm ($30)
Sat, June 1st @ 7:30pm & 9:30pm ($30)
To
purchase tix, select date/time in upper right, enter
quantity & click "Add to Cart." No physical tix will be mailed;
simply bring your ID the night of the
performance.
ABOUT THE COMEDIAN
Laurie Kilmartin is stand up comedian and an Emmy-nominated, WGA award-winning comedy writer. She was a staff writer for all 11 years of CONAN on TBS, and has performed standup on CONAN, Late Late Show w/James Corden, and Comedy Central. She was a Top 10 finalist on season 9 of NBC's Last Comic Standing, and has been a guest on Marc Maron's WTF 3 times.
She is the author of Dead People Sck, a comedic memoir about grief, and Shitty Mom- NY Times bestselling comedy about parenting. Her special 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad, was named Vulture 's Top Ten Comedy Specials of 2016. In 2022, she was a guest in the “Comedy” episdoe of Hillary Clinton’s 2022 Apple TV series Gutsy. Her new special “Cis Woke Grief Slut,” taped at Hollywood’s El Portal Theater, will be available on all platforms in January, 2024.
Born and raised in the Bay Area, Laurie became interested in trying standup after seeing one too male comics talk about women. Even in San Francisco, the early 90s lineups were stacked with men lazily stereotyping approximately half the people in the audience. Laurie distinctly remembers sitting through a comedy showcase, thinking, “I don’t like shopping, and I don’t go to the bathroom in pairs.” Her need to try standup came from an intense desire to tell her own story, instead of hearing it being told to her by a dude.
After a successful first time onstage, Laurie moved back in with her parents, bought a Chevy Blazer and started driving to gigs over the West. By the time she donated the Blazer to KCRW, there were over 500,000 miles on the odometer. She has worked one nighters, comedy clubs, casinos and wars. In fact, she performed for troops in both Iraq wars, including a New Year’s Eve show at one of Saddam Hussein’s occupied palaces.
After ten years of basing herself inNorCal, she relocated to New York City in 1999. In 2003, she added TV writing to her resume, with her first staff job on Comedy Central’s Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. She moved onto “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,” tried her hand at daytime on “The Bonnie Hunt Show” before being hired as a monologue writer on “CONAN,” for its entire 11 year run on TBS.
In 2006, she became a mom, and in 2009, a single mom. In 2014, she famously (or infamously) live-tweeted jokes her father’s hospice passing from lung cancer, and in 2020, she did the same after her mother was hospitalized with COVID. From these literal cremated ashes came her comedy special and second book (“45 Jokes About My Dead Dad” and “Dead People Suck”), and the 3rd titular element of her upcoming special “Cis Woke Grief Slut.”
AGES: ALL (18+ recommended)
MASKS/VAXX: Encouraged/not req.
DOORS open at 7pm for 7:30pm shows // 9:15pm for 9:30pm shows. (Come early and have a drink in the lounge!)
WHY NOT JOIN OUR PATREON? If you become a member, you can get cool perks like early ticket links, discounts, special merch, behind-the-scenes content, and more! Check it out: www.patreon.com/vtcomedy
*** COVID-19 PROTOCOL INFO ***
MASKS are encouraged, but not required.
FEELING SICK? GOT A FEVER? We ask that you PLEASE STAY HOME. Simply email boxoffice@vtcomedy.com or call (802) 859-0100 and we will refund your tickets.
*** IMPORTANT TICKETING & POLICY INFO ***
TICKETS: Vermont
Comedy Club works with a will-call system, meaning we do not print
physical tickets. To gain entry, simply check in at the box office the
night of the show with your ticket confirmation (printout or phone) or a
valid ID.
LATE ENTRY: Entering
the room mid-show is distracting. Please be respectful and arrive on
time! If you arrive at a show more than 30 minutes after the scheduled
showtime, you WILL NOT be admitted and will not be issued a refund.
(Unless otherwise indicated, doors open 30 minutes before showtime.)
AUDIENCE ETIQUETTE: We
want EVERYONE to have a good time. We encourage you to laugh a lot and
interact with performers when invited to do so. During the show, please
DO NOT chat with friends or shout unsolicited things at the performers.
Disruptive patrons WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE and will not receive a refund.
REFUNDS: If you have symptoms of COVID-19 in advance of a show, please contact us at boxoffice@vtcomedy.com
or 802.859.0100 and we will refund your tickets. We unfortunately
cannot provide refunds after the fact for no-shows due to illness,
weather, unforeseen circumstances, etc. Should you wish to transfer
your ticket to another person prior to the show, please contact the Box
Office at boxoffice@vtcomedy.com
or 802.859.0100. We do not provide ticket refunds due to
dissatisfaction with the show. If the venue or performer has to cancel
or reschedule a show, you will be given the option to receive a refund.
Laurie Kilmartin is stand up comedian and an Emmy-nominated, WGA award-winning comedy writer. She was a staff writer for all 11 years of CONAN on TBS, and has performed standup on CONAN, Late Late Show w/James Corden, and Comedy Central. She was a Top 10 finalist on season 9 of NBC's Last Comic Standing, and has been a guest on Marc Maron's WTF 3 times. She is the author of Dead People Sck, a comedic memoir about grief, and Shitty Mom- NY Times bestselling comedy about parenting. Her special 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad, was named Vulture 's Top Ten Comedy Specials of 2016. In 2022, she was a guest in the “Comedy” episdoe of Hillary Clinton’s 2022 Apple TV series Gutsy. Her new special “Cis Woke Grief Slut,” taped at Hollywood’s El Portal Theater, will be available on all platforms in January, 2024.
Born and raised in the Bay Area, Laurie became interested in trying standup after seeing one too male comics talk about women. Even in San Francisco, the early 90s lineups were stacked with men lazily stereotyping approximately half the people in the audience. Laurie distinctly remembers sitting through a comedy showcase, thinking, “I don’t like shopping, and I don’t go to the bathroom in pairs.” Her need to try standup came from an intense desire to tell her own story, instead of hearing it being told to her by a dude.
After a successful first time onstage, Laurie moved back in with her parents, bought a Chevy Blazer and started driving to gigs over the West. By the time she donated the Blazer to KCRW, there were over 500,000 miles on the odometer. She has worked one nighters, comedy clubs, casinos and wars. In fact, she performed for troops in both Iraq wars, including a New Year’s Eve show at one of Saddam Hussein’s occupied palaces. After ten years of basing herself inNorCal, she relocated to New York City in 1999. In 2003, she added TV writing to her resume, with her first staff job on Comedy Central’s Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. She moved onto “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,” tried her hand at daytime on “The Bonnie Hunt Show” before being hired as a monologue writer on “CONAN,” for its entire 11 year run on TBS.
In 2006, she became a mom, and in 2009, a single mom.In 2014, she famously (or infamously) live-tweeted jokes her father’s hospice passing from lung cancer, and in 2020, she did the same after her mother was hospitalized with COVID. From these literal cremated ashes came her comedy special and second book (“45 Jokes About My Dead Dad” and “Dead People Suck”), and the 3rd titular element of her upcoming special “Cis Woke Grief Slut.”